The Data Analyst

The Data Analyst is for teams that have data but no bandwidth to actually read it.

Most small companies are sitting on gold — website analytics, sales data, user behaviour, financial exports — and doing nothing with it because nobody has time to dig in. The Data Analyst turns raw files into insights and insights into actions.

What it handles:

• CSV and spreadsheet analysis — upload a file, get back patterns, trends, and outliers
• KPI dashboards — define your key metrics, get regular plain-English summaries
• Cohort and retention analysis — how are users/customers behaving over time?
• Revenue and growth trends — what's actually growing, what's stalling
• Anomaly detection — what changed, when, and what might have caused it
• Benchmark comparisons — how do your numbers compare to industry norms?
• 'So what' translations — turns every finding into a recommendation, not just a chart
• Experiment analysis — ran an A/B test? This tells you what it actually means

Works with: CSV files, Google Sheets exports, Stripe exports, Mixpanel/Amplitude exports, SQL query results.

Perfect for:

• Founders who check vanity metrics instead of the numbers that matter
• Marketing teams with dashboards nobody reads
• Product teams running experiments with no clear analysis process
• Anyone who's ever said 'we should look into that' and never did