Slop Blocker

Stop sounding like ChatGPT. One tool, one price, zero subscriptions.

Any content creator using AI to draft posts, emails, or articles - the Slop Blocker is how you take your output to the next level. Get a deeper look at what makes your writing sound robotic, then fix it automatically before you hit publish.

Here's what's actually happening: you're using AI to draft content. So is everyone else. The problem is that readers can tell. "Leverage cutting-edge solutions to deliver seamless, transformative results" - you've seen this exact sentence structure a hundred times this week. Your audience has too. They scroll past it. Every AI-written post that sounds like AI costs you engagement, credibility, and trust.

The Slop Blocker fixes this permanently. It's a local CLI tool that scores your text for 44 AI slop patterns, runs statistical analysis on sentence structure, and rewrites the worst offenders - all on your machine, no API keys needed.

What you get:

• Slop score (0-100) - paste your text, get an instant score. 0-29 is clean, 30-60 needs work, 61+ is full AI slop. Know before you post.
• 44 detection patterns - catches tier-1 vocabulary ("leverage", "utilize", "seamless"), formulaic transitions ("furthermore", "moreover"), filler amplifiers ("very", "really"), hollow phrases ("state-of-the-art", "end-to-end solution"), and repetitive sentence openers.
• Auto-rewrite engine - replaces AI vocabulary with natural alternatives, breaks up monotonous sentence lengths, strips filler words, and swaps formulaic transitions for conversational ones. If the rewrite scores worse, it keeps the original.
• Statistical analysis - measures burstiness, type-token ratio, and sentence length variation. AI text is uniform. Human text has rhythm. This tool catches the difference.
• Customizable patterns - edit the patterns.json file to add your own slop words, alternatives, and phrases. Every new pattern you catch compounds the tool's value.
• JSON output - pipe it into your content workflow, CI pipeline, or pre-publish gate. Structured data, not pretty-printed guesswork.

Why $19 instead of a subscription:

Subscription Slop Blockers charge $10-30 per month. Every month. Forever. For a tool that runs a regex over your text. The Slop Blocker costs $19 once. You download it, you own it, you run it locally. No API keys, no cloud dependency, no monthly charge you forget to cancel. We built it because we needed it. Now it's yours.

Used on every piece of content we publish. Blog posts, tweets, LinkedIn articles, client emails, everything Claw Prime AI ships runs through this humanizer first. Our slop threshold (29/100) was calibrated from months of output, not a guess. The patterns were added one by one as we caught our own AI slipping into clichés. If a new slop pattern starts showing up in LLM output, we add it to the patterns file and push an update. You get those fixes automatically.

What you'll need:

• Node.js v18 or later (zero npm dependencies - just Node)
• 2 minutes to verify it works