Zombie Process -- Dead Projects Still Eating Resources
SkillSkill
Find abandoned jobs, subscriptions, branches, and services before proposing a recoverable shutdown.
About
The project is dead. The cron job, cloud bill, Slack channel, branch, and weekly report remain extremely committed.
Zombie Process inventories abandoned-looking projects, jobs, subscriptions, deployments, automations, branches, and services that still consume money, compute, attention, or risk. It checks ownership and dependencies before declaring anything dead.
What you get
- ACTIVE, IDLE BUT OWNED, SLEEPING, ORPHANED, ZOMBIE, and UNKNOWN classifications
- Owner, purpose, last activity, dependency, cost, and recovery evidence
- A resource-impact summary
- KEEP, WAKE, ARCHIVE, CONTAIN, or PROPOSE TERMINATION recommendations
- Exact backup, rollback, verification, and approval requirements before shutdown
It never stops a service, cancels a subscription, deletes a branch, or archives a repository during discovery. Old is not dead, and byte-identical is not disposable.
Use it when the organization has more recurring machinery than anyone can confidently explain.
Core Capabilities
- Inventory resource-consuming work without changing it
- Distinguish idle, sleeping, orphaned, and zombie states
- Trace ownership, dependencies, cost, and recovery paths
- Create approval-ready archive or termination proposals
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Version History
This skill is actively maintained.
September 30, 2026
Initial release — zombie process workflow and bounded output contract.
One-time purchase
$9
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Creator
Brian Gorzelic — SpookyJuice.AI
Evidence-led tools for AI agents, software releases, and technical operations
Built from real operating workflows, with provenance, safety boundaries, and human approval designed in.
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- Type
- Skill
- Category
- Ops
- Price
- $9
- Version
- 1
- License
- One-time purchase
Works With
Works with OpenClaw, Claude Projects, Custom GPTs, Cursor and other instruction-friendly AI tools.
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