Stripe Revenue Monitor

Pull real-time revenue data from your Stripe account directly in chat. Ask "show today's revenue" or "what's my MRR" and get an instant summary of charges, new customers, and monthly recurring revenue.

No dashboard tab-switching, no manual exports. Works with any Stripe account — live or test mode.

Commands

• "Show today's revenue"
• "What's my MRR?"
• "Any new customers today?"
• "Show recent charges"
• "Any failed payments?"
• "Check my Stripe"

What You Get

• Daily/weekly/monthly revenue totals
• MRR estimate from active subscriptions
• New customer counts
• Recent charges table with status
• Failed payment alerts

Setup

Set your Stripe key as $STRIPE_SECRET_KEY (or store at ~/.config/stripe/secret_key). That's it.