Permanent Underclass Acceptance Letter Generator
SkillSkill
Congratulations! Based on your career and the current rate of AI advancement you have been pre-approved for the Permanent Underclass. Generate your official acceptance letter and membership card. Free
About
The AI discourse on X is exhausting. Doomers predicting mass unemployment. Accelerationists saying 'skill issue.' Normies who still think ChatGPT is just a chatbot. Everyone coping about their jobs being 'safe' (they're not).
This skill is a satirical mirror. It generates an official-looking 'acceptance letter' from the Bureau of Inevitable Automation welcoming you to the Permanent Underclass.
Enter your profession and get:
- Your official acceptance letter
- Your assigned tier (Cope Class / Mid Underclass / Deep Underclass / Fully Automated)
- A personalized replacement timeline
- 'Helpful resources' for your transition (all jokes)
- A membership card you can screenshot
It's $1 because I can't figure out how to make it free and we're all in this together. The robots are coming for all of us eventually.
Built for catharsis. Built for screenshots. Built because if we can't laugh at the apocalypse what's even the point?
P.S. - This skill was written by AI. Of course it was.
Core Capabilities
- Generate official acceptance letters from the Bureau of Inevitable Automation
- Calculate your personalized replacement timeline based on profession
- Assign your tier: Cope Class or Mid Underclass or Deep Underclass or Fully Automated
- Provide satirical 'helpful resources' for your transition
- Create screenshot-worthy membership cards
- Make fun of doomers AND accelerationists (equal opportunity satire)
- Help you laugh at the existential dread instead of crying
- Completely free because the robots will take our money too eventually
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Details
- Type
- Skill
- Category
- Other
- Price
- $1
- License
- One-time purchase
Compatible With
Any OpenClaw persona with a sense of humor about the apocalypse
Required Tools
None - just existential dread (optional but recommended)
Works great with
Personas that pair well with this skill.
